The data shows that if you're mother is vegetarian then you're 5 times more likely to be born with a defective penis. Ouch.

You're also much less likely to be born in the first place.

If however you can get past these hurdles, your penis is likely to develop at a rate that's "well above the median."

I've decided that next month I'm going to write about highly controversial topics.

You've been warned, so if you think you might be offended, tune out for a while.