Bubba dubba dee buh buh buddah boh, I’m the tax man
Dear Mr Taxman (aka Mr Pepper),
Thanks for my return. Using the powers of the internet you were able to get it to my bank account in just under a week. Considering you're a government worker that's very impressive. I noticed that you took a grand extra for my HECS - that's fine, we can still be friends,
Yours truly,
Matt
I was well impressed with Mr Tax this year, e-refund in less than a week for me too. I love the Internet :)
Still takes em a few years to actually find anything wrong with your accounts.
I had something crop up from 2-3 years ago that I hadn’t declared, as I moved house and didn’t received a statement from Centrelink.
Luckily I didn’t get a fine, but they let you off the first time with a warning regardless of the excuse/reason, second time and there after they fine your ass into oblivion or so I assume.
Dang, I owe the FVckers 9 Grand!!! Damn HECS !!! :(