If you answer more than 20, apparently you are:

Do you have:

• ☑ your own cell phone
• ☐ a television in your bedroom
• ☑ an iPod
• ☑ a photo printer
• ☐ your own phone line
• ☐ TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
• ☑ high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
• ☐ a surround sound system in bedroom
• ☐ DVD player in bedroom
• ☐ at least a hundred DVDs
• ☑ a childfree bathroom
• ☑ your own in-house office (I share it with Maggie, but it's still my own)
• ☑ a pool (it's shared, but it's ours)
• ☐ a guest house
• ☐ a game room
• ☑ a queen-size bed
• ☑ a stocked bar (there's half a carton of foreign beer)
• ☑ a working dishwasher
• ☐ an icemaker
• ☑ a working washer and dryer
• ☐ more than 20 pairs of shoes
• ☐ at least ten things from a designer store
• ☐ expensive sunglasses
• ☐ framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
• ☐ Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
• ☐ a multi-speed bike (I used to)
• ☑ a gym membership (BJJ membership)
• ☐ large exercise equipment at home (well, an exercise bike, large enough)
• ☐ your own set of golf clubs
• ☐ a pool table
• ☐ a tennis court
• ☐ local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
• ☐ your own pair of skis
• ☐ enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
• ☐ a boat
• ☐ a jet ski
• ☐ a neighborhood committee membership
• ☐ a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
• ☐ wealthy family members
• ☐ two or more family cars
• ☐ a walk-in closet or pantry
• ☐ a yard
• ☐ a hammock
• ☐ a personal trainer
• ☑ good credit
• ☐ expensive jewelry
• ☐ a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
• ☑ at least $100 cash in your possession right now
• ☐ more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
• ☐ a stock portfolio (almost :)
• ☑ a passport
• ☐ a horse
• ☐ a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
• ☐ private medical insurance
• ☐ a college degree, and no outstanding student loans (got the first part, not sure about the second)

Do you:

• ☑ shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
• ☐ do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
• ☑ pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
• ☐ go on weekend mini-vacations
• ☐ send dinners back with every flaw
• ☑ wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
• ☑ regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
• ☐ have a job but don't need the money OR
• ☐ stay at home with little financial sacrifice
• ☐ pay someone else to cook your meals
• ☐ pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
• ☐ regularly pay someone else to drive you
• ☐ expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:

• ☐ an only child
• ☐ married/partnered to a wealthy person
• ☐ baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:

• ☐ been on a cruise
• ☑ traveled out of the country
• ☑ met a celebrity (only in computing circles)
• ☐ been to the Caribbean
• ☐ been to Europe
• ☑ been to Hong Kong (seen the airport, twice)
• ☐ been to Hawaii
• ☐ been to New York
• ☐ eaten at the space needle in Seattle
• ☐ been to the Mall of America
• ☐ been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
• ☐ been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
• ☐ moved more than three times because you wanted to
• ☐ dined with local political figures
• ☐ been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:

• ☐ go to another country for your honeymoon
• ☐ hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
• ☑ take riding or swimming lessons as a child (only swimming with school)
• ☐ attend private school
• ☐ have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

I counted 22, but expect that it'll be among the lower socres within my group of friends. Those that are married get a few instantly, and those living in Europe will get a few too.