If James Bond was a playa…

Posted July 19, 2005

I'm trying not to watch Rove (because he's a dickhead, and the show is not funny) but it's on in the background. Nelly, the ganster-rapperz0r was being interviewed via satellite link and Rove asked him about his role in Adam Sandler's jail-house football movie Longest Yard. He then asked him about his aspirations to be the next James Bond.

So, the question is, who would make the best black James Bond? Without a doubt the next white Jimmy Bee should be Robbie Williams, so that's covered.

My vote goes to Will Smith. He's smooth, slick, and lets face it, good looking. What do you all think?

8 Comments so far

  1. jason on July 19th, 2005

    i think you should have tried harder to avoid rove….

  2. Duncan on July 20th, 2005

    Samuel L Muthafuckin’ Jackson… not so slick or classy as Will Smith, but how cool would it be… :)

  3. Fitzy on July 20th, 2005

    Will Smith would be a likely candidate.. Or maybe 2pac If they can find him

  4. Brooke on July 20th, 2005

    I back you on Rove being a dickhead.

    This is what happens when short men are given even an inch of power.

  5. Lanzon on July 20th, 2005

    Is Mr T too old?

  6. Hale on July 20th, 2005

    Denzel Washington might be able to pull it off, but I’d have to go for Sydney Poitier in his younger days.

  7. Aaron on July 20th, 2005

    Dave Chappelle… james bond is fucken boring… at least if Dave Chapelle is there it’ll be funny …

    I’m Rick James, BITCH!

  8. mlambie on July 20th, 2005

    I think Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock don’t have “it”. Sydney Poitier is a good call Hale. Denzel is an obvious choice, which I think makes him a bad choice.

    Eddie Murphy, in his younger, womanising years. Naah…